Oh, If Only We Still Used the Pillory and Stocks...

After reading this story about two morons from Washington state who spun "doughnuts" on the fragile surface of a geyser in Yellowstone Park last October my first reaction was to wish for a return of the use of stocks. The idiots are being charged with damaging the Lone Star Geyser area and more than likely will be sentenced to no more than a fine.
Personally, I think that a more appropriate punishment would be to have them placed in stocks during the summer tourist season and require every tourist to come up behind them and kick them in the backside.
Then again it might end up giving them (more) brain damage.