Trading One Evil for Another

First of all let me set the record straight. If every telemarketer were to disappear I would not lose any sleep over it.
Since the federal do-not-call list went into effect in October every telemarketing company has been wearing sackcloth and covering themselves in ashes to lament the demise of their industry.
While the public has been less than sympathetic to the plight of telemarketers many technology market experts have made predictions that email spammers will increase their volume of traffic to fill the gap.
Well the experts may have been correct, as those fargin' bastages have found another way to be a pain in the derriere. Not only are spammers increasing the volume of their traffic they have also invaded cell phone text messaging and web logs by clogging the comment sections of blogs.
Why can't these leeches realize that the American public, to paraphrase Greta Garbo, just wants to be left alone?